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Post by hauru on Mar 4, 2014 16:18:27 GMT -5
It has been decades since the last time I was aloud to leave the northern sanctuary, whats more I'm doing it under orders. Brilliant!!! The other residents threw a great farewell party and the centurians didn't seem to mind. I traveled a he'll of a long way down to Florence and had absolutely no problems. Mother was right the Christians really slew almost ever Greek and Roman beast of legend. Bastards.
As soon as I entered Florence I got myself a fragrant cup of tea...the wine and cheese I had after tasted better. I got to create pure unbridled mayhem in the city next and met with some really stupid humans, they might handy to manipulate though. The demigods of this era are almost clueless the only one that seems worth a grain of salt is Lobo and even then he needs some help. This Crystal girl is too needy too hung up on one idiot not strong enough to be picked by Hades. Makes me want to kill her. Skull is the dullest idiot I've ever met, hes worse than his undead. Big Bob....too quiet don't trust him. We traveled to another city and I got everyone in, Skull proved his idiocy for me. Lobo play a pretty mean harmonica, he fought just about everyone's attention. I got to demolish a fortress belonging to some retarded humans who obviously aren't Roman, those defences made me cry they were so bad. The empire really has fallen danmed far. Of course the gods ruin my fun, they always do.
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Post by hauru on Mar 4, 2014 16:31:42 GMT -5
Well Venice is nice by a good bonfire never hurts. I made a giant forest I the middle of Venice and set it to the torche, that should get the lunatic with the black pearl something to think about. Heh, New he was bad news. Big Bob is apperrentlytrying to steal the blue pearl for himself, not happening he cant be trusted. Well this was so not cool, I arrived to find the deed done and the other demigods posted up on stakes, an arcane eye looking for targets. Big Bob was being dragged away be two guys I hadn't seen before. Made a bargain with Hades and got my "allies" to show up. That dirty snake shit bastard, I knew he couldn't be trusted. Big Bob got possessed by the pearl and decided to help those Angel loving Christian Bastards!!!!!
..............well that wasn't entirely unexpected Lobo held back, Skull was worthless like I thought, and that scum Crystal never even showed.
I've died for the umpteenth time in my very long existence.
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Post by hauru on Mar 4, 2014 16:52:18 GMT -5
Ill awaken I don't know were just like always. Sometimes it can be rely inconvenient to be the only Greek/Roman child of Hecate.
Shes the oldest of the gods being originally a Titan, and literally bas her hands in everybody's cookie jars. Even those danmed Christians couldn't get rid of her. I don't even remember when I was borne or who my father was, not even who my first adoptive parents were.I do know Iv been around since the old Greek tales of Heracles. Every time iv been killed my mother has had me reincarnated and its happened a lot. My last death was as a Roman legionary of the now lost ninth legion, I don't remember that death or most of my lives before then. The HARLEQUIN was a name I took 1000 years ago just before my psychotic Christian siblings the angels were borne. My mother was adopted into that pantheon as thier mother and now I have too many idiot siblings to count, all of whom if they knew about me might want me dead. As my mother's ace in the hole for whatever scemes shes cooked up she's kept me both safe and alive......relatively speaking. I'm curious what she'll turn me into this time?
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Post by hauru on Mar 22, 2014 12:59:00 GMT -5
Hm, Iv gotten my body back...Im a girl again, not too bad not too good. As usual my "allies" are dicks, the gods are no better, and my love for tea still hasn't faded. So the last one isnt a bad thing, sue me. Oh and Iv get a pet rock now and a blue pearl....sleep is callin ma name.
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